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Wednesday, April 9, 2014
As The Trilogy Dies--A Book One Only Read
"As the World Dies" is a post-apocalyptic trilogy written by Rhiannon Frater, fraught with zombies, pms and unlikely romance. A female protagonist takes the lead in this sometimes silly, often times frustrating tryst into the future--where the dead walk the streets in search of...well, dinner.
Jenni, clad in a pink bath robe, has just watched her husband Llody gorge on Benji, her infant son, in a bloody feast. As she races for the front door, her eldest son sacrifices himself to save her as Lloyd closes in, jaws snapping. This is the brutal beginning of an undead trilogy that, for me, raised some serious concerns about the entire zombie-lit genre.
I'll admit right up front that I don't read much with "reanimated" characters. Oh sure, I'm a huge fan of The Walking Dead, although I came to the party late and watched the initial seasons via On Demand. When it comes to my reading material, however, I've developed a penchant for apocalyptic and post-apocalyptic lit whilst still managing to skirt the involvement of zombies. I tell you this because, in the end, it may be that Frater has simply followed protocols of the genre with which I am unfamiliar. ::shrug::
Book One of the As The World Dies series, The Final Days, was, for me, a quick read. Zombies invade; strangers become friends; survivors gather together to rebuild. It was a nicely wrapped, neat little package. The only thing missing was the bow to tie it all up. That, I assumed would be accomplished via the second and final installments, Fighting to Survive and Siege Eh. Not so much. Some of the characters became stereotypic in nature, acting, accordingly, in a manner that ended up banal and predictable. Additionally, the plot was, at times, exceedingly slow. As this isn't a dissertation, I will spare you those details, but I do want to share two points that are at the root of my whole "Is this a genre thing?"question.
First, Frater offers us a chapter told entirely from the perspective of....wait for it...Jack the German Shepherd. The reader is subjected to Jack's seemingly insatiable appetite and quest for Oreos, as well as his ongoing trepidation at having to ride in an elevator. I barely made it through the chapter. Now if this is a genre point, writing from the perspective of domesticated animals, I must take issue with whomever is writing the rule book. If, however,this was a choice by Frater to move "outside the box", I will just say "no". Just. No.
The second point of contention for me is perhaps one of degrees of believability. Bear with me here. So I buy into the whole "the dead walk again" thing. I'm even persuaded to suspend my disbelief as such to include zombies becoming flesh-eating predators. Where I draw the line, however, is then crossing over into the realm of the supernatural, complete with mediums and talking ghosts who prognosticate with stunning accuracy. Now THAT I'm just not buying. Yes, yes, I know--once you accept the whole dead/not dead premise, the rest should be a piece of cake. Unfortunately, I choked trying to swallow it. Again, a genre rule? Does it say somewhere in the "How to Write a Zombie Novel" handbook that ghosts are par for the course? If so, for the love of God, would someone please do a rewrite?!
All in all, Book One is worth the read--with one caveat. Don't expect that bow on the package. Just revel in the open ending. The remaining books in this trilogy will leave you wanting to hang yourself by the ribbon that is offered.
Wednesday, April 3, 2013
I Live with a SMOKER--But Get FREE STUFF!
I'll confess something to you if you promise not to tell. When I divorced my first husband I SWORE on the heads of my future children that I would never, EVER date, much less marry, another smoker. Now, many years later (never mind HOW many), I have to admit to having discovered one universal truth--never say never.
My husband is a smoker. God, it looks worse in print. He doesn't smoke in front of me, or in the house, or in front of the kids. He does, however, power smoke when he's outside working in the yard or tooling around in his mid-life crisis convertible. I never thought I'd see a benefit.....until....UNTIL....Marlboro.com. Yep, hubby smokes Marlboros, so I logged into the website to talk smack and forward hate mail. Much to my surprise, I found......OMG, FREE STUFF! I immediately signed up under my husband's name (what? I didn't want to lie!) and have never looked back. Over the past few years I've received flasks, spice rubs, lighters, butt holders, tshirts, and more. Today, however, came the gift I know the hubby's going to LOVE--a gift that was, again, totally free, and unbranded. Take a look!
My husband is a smoker. God, it looks worse in print. He doesn't smoke in front of me, or in the house, or in front of the kids. He does, however, power smoke when he's outside working in the yard or tooling around in his mid-life crisis convertible. I never thought I'd see a benefit.....until....UNTIL....Marlboro.com. Yep, hubby smokes Marlboros, so I logged into the website to talk smack and forward hate mail. Much to my surprise, I found......OMG, FREE STUFF! I immediately signed up under my husband's name (what? I didn't want to lie!) and have never looked back. Over the past few years I've received flasks, spice rubs, lighters, butt holders, tshirts, and more. Today, however, came the gift I know the hubby's going to LOVE--a gift that was, again, totally free, and unbranded. Take a look!
WEIGHTED CUSTOM DARTS! These little gems have pencil shaped barrels, smooth ring-grooved grips and standard black and white striped flights. I would gauge them to be about 20 g.
So out of my husband's dirty little not-so-secret habit has come some enjoyment for me in the form of great little packages haunting my mailbox. Who would have thunk it? ;)
Beauty Box Sample Society Subscription - April 2013
This is my second month with Sample Society, a $12 beauty subscription box service, and to be honest, I have yet to be impressed. I don't expect dancing elephants and juggling mice, but I do expect to receive products I feel I can use--or comfortably gift. Unfortunately, no dancing elephants, juggling mice OR me-friendly stuff in today's little black box. I've listed the contents for you here, along with my witty (not) narrative. Feel free to agree or disagree! For the record, this is labeled box "C".
So....let's look at the box!
The first product is a 3g sample of CoTZ FACE Natural Skin Tone. It's not exactly a generous sample, and, in fact, the card says "Try this 'free' sample". Fail.
Next was a 2 ml. tube of an anti-aging treatment, Caudalie Premier Cru. I'm actually anxious to try this, but I'm praying to the makeup gods not to like it, as it's $155.00 for a 1.7 oz. tube!
The next little gem was two hair clips (one barrette and one bobby pin) from Jane Tran. Cute and useful, but don't these things usually come in pairs? Ok, when "I" was young....wait, that sounds like my mother. :: sigh ::
The last product I plucked from the crinkly black paper was a Hanskin Hydro Sheet Mask (obviously named by a different group at Hanskin). I've read mixed reviews on this one, so it might sit awhile before I give it a go.
As always, there is a code for $15 off of a $50 purchase, providing one of the purchased products is made by one of the brands in the box. I think this month I'll pass.
So....let's look at the box!
One thing I do have to say is that Sample Society makes a great presentation! The nifty black box is filled with crinkly black paper, and the products themselves sit on a sheet of tissue. I'm assuming that's due to the complaints last month regarding black "dust" on all the products.
The first product is a 3g sample of CoTZ FACE Natural Skin Tone. It's not exactly a generous sample, and, in fact, the card says "Try this 'free' sample". Fail.
Next was a 2 ml. tube of an anti-aging treatment, Caudalie Premier Cru. I'm actually anxious to try this, but I'm praying to the makeup gods not to like it, as it's $155.00 for a 1.7 oz. tube!
The third product pulled from the box was .5 oz tube of Borghese Gel Delicato Makeup Remover. I've heard good things about this, but I use simple Oil of Olay wipes for a fraction of the cost and find they work just fine!
Fourth on the list is a 10ml tube of Hanskin's Super Magic BB Cream. I'm not sure why that name just tickles me, but I honest to God giggle every time I read it. I can't almost hear the board room discussion. "Let's call it BB Cream!" "No, let's call it MAGIC BB cream!" (collective ohhhhh). Finally, "I've GOT IT! SUPER Magic BB Cream!" (Mad applause). Ok, maybe not.
The next little gem was two hair clips (one barrette and one bobby pin) from Jane Tran. Cute and useful, but don't these things usually come in pairs? Ok, when "I" was young....wait, that sounds like my mother. :: sigh ::
The last product I plucked from the crinkly black paper was a Hanskin Hydro Sheet Mask (obviously named by a different group at Hanskin). I've read mixed reviews on this one, so it might sit awhile before I give it a go.
As always, there is a code for $15 off of a $50 purchase, providing one of the purchased products is made by one of the brands in the box. I think this month I'll pass.
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